Franks & Deans started in the winter of 2013, by Rob DeTie, and Michael "Pip" Ullemeyer. Armed with a Punk Rock background, and a half assed attempt at life, they set out to destroy, and annoy, the world, one crooner classic at a time. In December of that year, Jordan "HOSS" Hoss brought his "Tattooed Crooner" act to the group, adding more vocal arrangements, and range, previously unobtainable by DeTie. After a string of shows, opening for the likes of the Reverend Horton Heat, the Toasters, and New Cold War, the band decided to reluctantly persuade Ryan "Arpee Sampson III" Sampson to move from the landlocked paradise of Boise, Idaho, to Las Vegas, in September of 2014. This addition brought a third harmony, and mediocre guitar playing, that has enticed the fans to walk out the door to this day. Their combination of Ska, Punk, and songs of yesteryear has been enough to make "Old Blue Eyes" turn grey. In October of 2015, they released "How Did You All Get In My Room", on Squidhat Records, to mild reviews. Along with their twirling pixie, Miss Nickole Muse, they've been playing coast to coast, to anyone who gives a damn. For a great combination of all things Frank, Sammy, Jello, and Joey, make sure to check out Franks & Deans in a town near you.
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